Disney's Treasure Planet (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Set the solar sails! It's time to return to Treasure Planet! Ah, but don't worry - there aren't quite so many elevators this time. Shockingly, this game represents a rarity, in that it seems to capture the tone and spirit of the movie rather well, which is more than could be said for the PS1 game. No sir, you won't find any George Washington toad-men around here! Graphically, this game looks pretty damn good, and with most of the main cast reprising their roles, you might say it has all the makings of greatness, but does it rattle my stars? Join me on this voyage and find out! *Please note that while I like to cover everything in detail, I have had to gloss over a handful of the more mundane missions for time reasons - otherwise this review covers the game from beginning to end, as usual! If you like what you see, don't forget to like and subscribe, and keep up-to-date with what's going on by following me on social media: Facebook: facebook.com/idonthaveanose Twitter: @felixidhan And if you want to support this channel, please feel free to become a patron! I'll be uploading the deleted scenes for this video exclusively for patrons over the next week or so! Patreon: patreon.com/idonthaveanose Thanks everyone! Michael

Disney's Peter Pan: The Legend of Never Land (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Yes, we're in Never Land again, only this time Peter Pan cannot fly. Yes, you read that correctly. This is a game in which Peter can't fly. Boy, I'd love to have been a fly on the wall during that pitch meeting. How did that go, exactly? Did one guy propose this concept, and everyone in the room then unanimously agree that this was a good idea? What were they even thinking?! They basically took Peter Pan and sucked all the fun out of it. I take back every criticism I made of the PS1 game - at least you could fly, which is the least you'd expect from a Peter Pan game. It's safe to say, I'm never playing this again. Never, never again.

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Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (PS2/PS3) - i don't have a nose Video Review (1K Sub Special)!

 

Okay, so first of all, a MASSIVE thank you to everyone subbed to this channel! I understand you might think this is a little overdue but honestly, the subscribers have been increasing at a rate I'm really not used to lately. So better late than never! And I figured, what better way to celebrate than to review one of my most highly requested games yet - the sequel to one of my most popular videos: Madagascar! 

This game adopts a similar zany style as the first game, but is much less linear, and there are a handful of new abilities too. The question is, is it as entertaining? Join me and find out, as we learn how to swim, climb, and play musical chairs. Wild! 

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Looney Tunes Racing (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

What's up, doc? I'll tell you what's up! The Looney Tunes are back for another game, and as usual it doesn't skimp out on the references to the old shorts. But is the gameplay itself as impressive, or is it downright 'desthhhpicable'?

While on the surface this might look like a Crash Team Racing rip-off (and, to be honest, it kind of is), this game has potential. With tracks ranging from desert canyons to giant's gardens, this sounds like the perfect accompaniment to the original cartoons. And if that's not enough to entice you, if you win, you're granted one wish - anything your heart desires. Anything at all. I'm sure you won't be bitterly disappointed whatsoever. Ready? On your marks, get set... Let's get Looney!

Oh and by the way, a massive thank you is due for 1000 subs! I'm currently working on one of my most highly requested movie games so see you soon for my 1000 sub special! Exciting stuff!

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Ratatouille (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Ever wanted to play a Disney cooking simulator? No, me neither. Indeed, as expected, Ratatouille is a movie game interlaced with cooking mini-games. Bland as it might sound, there's room for innovation here. Is this your average movie game side dish, or does it belong on the specials menu?

Thanks to Spicy Chicken Sandwich and Αναστασία for the request! Hope you enjoy the video! I'm aware one or two others have requested this game since, so apologies if you didn't get a mention this time around.

A big thank you to everyone for watching once again! If you enjoyed, don't forget to like and subscribe, and if you wanna become a patron, it would mean a hell of a lot. I'm aware most have jumped ship lately, and it's understandable under the current circumstances, but I'm going to be trying out some interesting stuff with Patreon very soon, so if you're interested, let me know what you'd wanna see. Otherwise, thanks for watching and sharing and liking and all that jazz. I've received some really nice comments lately and it honestly keeps me going so thank you.

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Michael

Herdy Gerdy (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

This month I'm trying something a little different! This is my first review of a game that's not based on a pre-existing franchise. Herdy Gerdy is often referred to as a 'shepherd simulator' but in actuality, this makes it sound a lot more tedious than it actually is. While I do think this game requires a hell of a lot of patience, it's nonetheless a surprisingly ambitious game, especially considering its age. But while it certainly has its merits, that camera can quite frankly flock off.

 Notes:

7:05 - While I say the creatures you have found 'will not be recorded', the game does remember your highest percentage - you simply cannot return and continue where you left off.

26:57 - I feel I should possibly have elaborated on this. There are four sets of creatures here, all in their own cages, and their pens are located in the cages of other creatures - you just have to make sure the gromps and grimps don't cross paths with the doops or honks.

For anyone who's interested, the anthills hold 12 ants, while the pipes in Foxtown hold 10 glooters.

A very special thanks to Jur the Orc for having recommended this game a while ago! Hope you enjoy the video! The next review I cover will be another movie game.

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Michael

Meet the Robinsons (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Yes, Meet the Robinsons has a game! Isn't that great? The problem is, it's nothing like the movie. All the same, it's surprisingly creative. Wilbur's visit to the past has some unexpected consequences - giant robotic ants overrun the city, as the evil Emperor Stanley reigns supreme. See? I told you it was nothing like the movie! The question is, is this game any fun today, or is it simply of its time?

 Hey everyone! On a serious note, hope you're all okay! This video raised me out of a major procrastination rut! Apologies for the appearance - under current circumstances it couldn't really be helped, though I intend to be a little more presentable next time. Either way, hope you enjoy this (surprisingly lengthy) review of what I deem to be an underrated movie game. Keep safe, everyone, and stay home.

Thanks for watching again!

Michael

Open Season (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review! (ft. TheFrozenCavern)

Ever wanted to wander around a forest as a bear in complete silence for several hours? Well now you can! But don't worry if you get bored - to pass the time, you can torture and throw your fellow animal friends around with absolutely no consequence. After all, isn't that what friends are for?!

Join Boog the bear and his deer friend Elliot as they face hunters galore. Fortunately for them, they're pretty easy to dispose of. So easy, in fact, that this game is one of the most tedious movie games I've ever had the displeasure of playing. Wild!

I'm so excited for this video! This month's review is something special. I've teamed up with TheFrozenCavern to tackle this one (I mean, it would be foolish to tackle this tedium alone, wouldn't it?). For those unfamiliar, he is a franchise-based game reviewer, meaning he covers a lot of old crappy movie games like me! Go check him out!

TheFrozenCavern: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLrkDF-uWiD8X5RJLwQcAbg

Thanks to Matix's Channel for the request!

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Michael

M&M's Shell Shocked (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

I have some high quality videos about some high quality games on the way, including some long-awaited requests. In the meantime, here's a game that absolutely nobody asked for, ever. Enjoy, I guess. And then we'll pretend this video never happened. Deal?

Yes, indeed, we're off to go and visit another chocolate factory! Bet you can't believe your luck?! Seriously though, don't get your hopes up. This factory is filled with hazards galore, including plenty of hazards that should not logically be hazards - like chocolate. Yep. Even though M&M's are made of chocolate, it kills you instantly. It suffices to say, this place is a deathtrap. All is forgiven, Wonka. Your slave labour has never sounded so appealing.

You know, I'm finding these chocolate factories altogether rather disillusioning. Think I'll cancel that trip to Cadbury World.

 Anyway, if you liked watching me play this game (seriously, what the actual f*@! is wrong with you?!), feel free to follow me for more reviews of terrible games! My videos are kind of reviews, but they're also kind of like semi-walkthroughs. I like to call them 'talkthroughs', but I don't think that's a thing.

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Thanks again everyone! Sorry for subjecting you to this torture.

Oh, also - apologies if the video pieces are a little echoey - I'm temporarily working without a camera mic!

Michael

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Ever wanted to visit the factory of your dreams? Well now you can, as long as you don't mind repairing the place along the way. Indeed, young Charlie finds himself a golden ticket, and he's invited to a guided tour of Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. Little does he realise, however, that this was apparently a ruse to exploit the competition winners with forced labour. Perform such inviting tasks as unblocking Wonka's pipes, welding leaky vents, and sliding down garbage chutes - all with the assistance of some absolutely useless Oompa Loompas, who just do not listen. PUT THE CANDY DOWN AND GET BACK TO WORK!

 P.S: Apologies for any footage of the TV room. You'll see what I mean when you get there. Or rather, you won't see anything.

P.P.S: I'm aware my logo is looking old now. I've been trying out new ones but it's not ready yet, so the old crappy one will have to suffice for now.

Anyway, I had a lot of fun making this one so hope you like it! I have a couple more request reviews underway, so I'll hopefully see you soon!

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Looney Tunes: ACME Arsenal (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

* Okay, first of all, my sincerest apologies for my blurry camera - it's becoming intolerable now and I'm seriously looking into getting another new one.

** Secondly, this game just happens to be almost intolerably dark, so the footage ain't great either, so sorry there, eh.

*** Thirdly, before someone mentions this, I meant that the Looney Tunes had been around for nine decades, not Bugs Bunny - it was a poor choice of phrasing. I'm fully aware he's still far off 90.

**** Fourthly (that's a word?! It sounds so weird), this was not the initial planned review as I needed more time for another game I'm planning to cover. So TwisterTH, you got lucky this time. :P

ANYWAY, with that out of the way, this is without a doubt the worst Looney Tunes PlayStation game I have ever played. But with an abundance of references to the classic shorts, a decent soundtrack, and some solid voiceover work, is it really as bad as the critics would have you think?

 Yes. Yes, it is. While there are glints of inspiration here and there, particularly in the combat, overall the game is a sprawling mess. This isn't Looney. This isn't Looney at all! It's just plain bad. There's a lot that's up with this game, doc.

Thanks to TwisterTH for your second request this batch! Again, sorry for my crappy camera - I'm going to make it a priority to get it replaced.

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