Monday, 16 December 2019

The Grinch (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Yes, the Grinch indeed has his own game,
that 'mean one' created by Seuss, just the same
With gadgets and widgets and blueprints galore,
the Grinch vows to end Christmas forevermore

With some assistance from his trusty dog Max,
the Grinch inflicts some unusual attacks
Pancaking, bad breath and rotten eggs too,
all effective in his assault on the land of Who

Despite its release with a movie coinciding,
its faithfulness to the story is hardly abiding
All the same, it's good fun playing that grumpy green pill,
and besides, if we don't steal Christmas... WHOVILLE?

Okay, I'll stop now.


Notes:
* Just to make it clear, Konami was merely the publisher, not the developer. With my emphasis on Konami at the beginning of the review, I'm not sure this was made explicitly clear.
** The similarities to Bugs and Taz might seem a bit of a stretch, but despite both games ultimately being very different, there are a number of small similarities - some of which I initially mentioned but decided to cut from the main review last-minute. For example:
- They both have a hub world (Mt Crumpit/Granwich) with access to four zones/eras.
- Max can be controlled with the right analog stick, as you can also do with Bugs or Taz.
- The rotten egg launcher is somewhat similar to Bugs' carrot throwing ability.
Overall, as I say, the games are very different - it just reminded me of Bugs and Taz because of these minor similarities. Just wanted to clear this up a little.

Anyway, otherwise, hope you enjoy this review. I had a lot more fun making this than I expected to! Thanks to Kaos Christ for your request - sorry it's taken a long time but I figured I wanted to make it a Christmas special.

Merry Christmas, people! And if I don't upload anything before New Year (I am kinda busy so this may be my last upload this year), Happy New Year!

Thanks for watching everyone! It's been a great year for reviews, and I've loved every second of it. See you again soon! :)

Michael (and Felix)



Monday, 2 December 2019

Taz: Wanted (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review (500 SUB SPECIAL)!


Yes - the inexplicably popular Tasmanian Devil has his own PS2 video game. Who knew? Well it turns out a good many of you out there knew of this forgotten gem and wanted me to cover it (apologies if I missed your name in the credits - there was at least one request from a long time ago that I forgot, I just know it). And to my surprise, this game is pretty impressive, considering its subject matter. Who knew a game about a flatulent, gibbering furry lump could be so damn good?! Join me in my (fairly lengthy) commentary as the ever-voracious Taz spins into action once again!



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Wednesday, 13 November 2019

Spider-Man 2: Enter Electro (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!



Spidey's about to get the shock of his life! Soon after the defeat of Doc Ock and the symbiote invasion, Spider-Man is called to action following a spattering of suspicious activities involving another band of villains. Indeed, as the plot unfolds, Spidey becomes embroiled in quite the tangled web! Get ready for some terrible basketball, some conspicuous tight pants, and far too many close-ups of Spidey's robust buttcheeks. Oh yes.


 Thanks to Kyle Emerson for the request - I'm aware it's extremely late, as this was requested alongside the previous Spider-Man game review, which I uploaded a year ago. Regardless, hope you enjoy and that I did the game justice.

*Re: 9/11 - This is an extremely heavy and sensitive topic, and one I found very difficult to broach in an otherwise very light and at times comedic video. I hope anyone watching doesn't think I discussed the topic overly insincerely - I merely thought it was worth mentioning, and I was simply pointing out some casual observations.

Anyway, hope you enjoy the video! I'll be back soon with another review!

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Tuesday, 29 October 2019

Ice Age 2: The Meltdown (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Ice Age: The Meltdown is not a favourite movie of mine, but its dramatic and frenetic narrative proves perfect for a video game adaptation. That said, most of the movie's dramatic aspects are downplayed or even completely disregarded here - rather, the developers thought it would be a far more interesting idea to have the player take control of Scrat and forage for nuts instead.


 Big shock. They were wrong. While the game isn't necessarily bad, it never exceeds 'mildly enjoyable', even despite some hilarious mini-games. Get ready to meet some stupid rhinos, terrifying tapirs, some condescending penguins, and a farting bear. What more could you ask for? Hmm? What was that? A movie game that actually follows the events of the movie? Don't be ridiculous!

Thanks to Mammoth Supremacy 55 for the request! I'll be back next month with a new review. In the meantime, if you haven't already, please remember to like, subscribe, share and, if you like these videos that much, feel free to become a patron too!

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Sunday, 29 September 2019

The Simpsons: Hit & Run (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

This is the quintessential Simpsons game. And if you're a Simpsons fan and are still yet to play it, just ask yourself, are you really a Simpsons fan? Really?! This game is filled to the brim with references galore. Almost all of the vehicles are derived from episodes of the show, and the driving controls are surprisingly satisfying. But for me, this game's biggest appeal is its map of the town. As Homer, Bart, Lisa, Marge and Apu, you can roam the streets of Springfield and kick as many innocent pedestrians as you like with only the fear of a $50 fine. Where have you had a better offer than that?!




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Sunday, 18 August 2019

Futurama (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Welcome to the world of tomorrow! In 2003, a video game based on Matt Groening's sci-fi sitcom was released! Ever wanted the chance to roam around New New York of your own accord? Well... you still can't. Indeed, this game doesn't allow you to explore the series' universe(s) to the extent that the Simpsons games do. But is it nonetheless a worthy addition to the franchise?



Story-wise, arguably yes. But the gameplay leaves a lot to be desired - it feels a little TOO reminiscent of some older games, and while it might be true that the intention was to pay homage to such titles, the truth is that these older games were much, MUCH better. Who'd have thought the world of tomorrow would maintain such dated mechanics?

First of all, I just wanna apologise for the shocking quality of my video camera footage. I am intending to purchase a new, better camera VERY soon, as the blurriness of the footage is becoming increasingly distracting as the quality of the game footage improves. Otherwise, I hope you enjoy!

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Monday, 17 June 2019

Over the Hedge (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Back in 2006, DreamWorks unveiled what is arguably possibly one of their most underrated animated features - Over the Hedge. With an all-star cast consisting of the likes of Bruce Willis and Steve Carell, it's quite the surprise it's since been all but forgotten. But is the game faithful to the movie?


As a matter of fact, the game is a wholly different animal, with a wholly different plot. Indeed, the story is... interesting to say the least, as the evil Sniffer has captured a plethora of woodland pests and placed them under his control... for some reason I cannot fathom. Will the villainous Verminator succeed? Not in my back yard!

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Michael (and Felix)



Saturday, 18 May 2019

Disney's Tarzan (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Back in 1999, Disney Interactive presented us with the opportunity to explore the jungle as the eponymous vine-swinging, tree-surfing, lemon-wielding Tarzan! Along with his friends Terk and Tantor (who presumably also speaks gorilla), Tarzan is faced with some of his most threatening enemies yet – including Sabor the leopard, Brian Blessed, and some adorable monkeys for some reason. Often cited as a PlayStation classic, does Tarzan’s jungle journey stand the test of time?



In some ways, yes. In fact, it follows the events of the movie surprisingly well, and while sometimes the controls can be a little stilted, on the whole it’s very smooth. It’s refreshing to play as the other characters besides Tarzan himself too, even if the gameplay isn’t all that innovative. All in all, it’s a swinging success!


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Tuesday, 9 April 2019

Madagascar (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Thanks to Amzy Yzma for the request! You've struck lucky as I was intending to cover this game anyway, meaning you have another request on the way soon-ish. Apologies to anyone if I haven't covered your requests yet - I've more reviews on the way, some of which are requests and others are just regular planned videos. If you like what you see, I'd be very grateful if you'd support me on Patreon (see links below). So anyway, let's talk about the game!


 Ever wanted the chance to play alongside some of your favourite characters from DreamWorks' Madagascar? As well as some other characters who weren't in the movie that you never wanted to meet at all? Well, do I have the game for you!

In 2005, Activision presented us with Madagascar for the PS2, and it most definitely is a wild ride! Taking control of a lion, a hippo, a surprisingly dexterous zebra, and a flying giraffe (yes, you read that correctly), this game loosely follows the plot of the hit DreamWorks animated movie! And when I say loosely, I mean very loosely. Featuring such memorable characters as 'Morris' the albino croc, Wilbur the pervy pig, and Big Louie. Yeah. You remember Big Louie. You know... that guy.

Thanks for watching! Hope you enjoy! I really enjoyed making this one - apologies for the length, but I wanted to squeeze as much out of this game as I possibly could, and there was SO much to discuss.

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Saturday, 16 March 2019

Chicken Little (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Thanks to Jacob Lippincott for the request! I hope I did the game justice. I also have this nagging feeling someone requested this a while ago but I apparently never made a note of it, which is very unlike me, so apologies if you did and I didn't credit you for the request! I scoured my comments and messages but to no avail - sorry! :( I feel shame.

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This month I'm taking a look at a game based on one of Disney's few stinkers - Chicken Little. It looks good from a distance, but sadly this game is no spring chicken.

In fact, it's pretty damn difficult! The controls are awkward and while the level design is fairly neat at times, it becomes a little repetitive towards the end. That said, it's not the worst movie tie-in, and is nonetheless enjoyable on the whole. Will it prove to be a good egg? I don't have high hopes.

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Sunday, 17 February 2019

Sheep, Dog 'n' Wolf (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Who else has always wanted the chance to play as Wile E Coyote? Well, you can't. But you CAN play as his cousin, the so-not-similar-looking Ralph Wolf, in Sheep, Dog 'n' Wolf - also known as Sheep Raider in some regions. And boy, am I surprised at its shear difficulty (get it?)!


This game is extremely challenging, and sees you having to actually THINK like a cartoon character, the goal simply being to steal all the sheep from Sam Sheepdog's flock without getting caught. Bizarrely, this game is seldom talked about, which is a shame considering how well-made it is. Indeed, amid the other standard cartoon action platformers, this game stands alone - you might say it's something of a black sheep itself.

Thanks to Robocop for the request! I hope I did the game justice and that you enjoyed!

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Wednesday, 23 January 2019

The BEST of i don't have a nose reviews!

HELLO EVERYBODY! And welcome to this short compilation of 5 of my favourite retrogame reviews so far! I'm currently in the middle of my third series of game reviews, and thought it a good time to look back on previous episodes. If you like what you see, please remember to like and subscribe! I usually upload one video a month and I do accept requests (although it does take me a while to get around to them sometimes). Anyway, thanks for watching and I'll be back soon with a new review. In the meantime, check out the links below if you're interested in stalking me on social media!

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Saturday, 12 January 2019

The Incredibles (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Back in 2004, Disney Interactive presented us with the opportunity to play as our favourite Incredible family. But is it as incredible as we all hoped?



Well, for the most part, the game is pretty interesting, and as far as movie-based games go, it’s not bad at all! The ability to play as four members of the Parr family really helps keep the momentum going, although one or two flaws sadly make the overall experience feel somewhat less-than-super.
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