Monday 5 December 2016

Disney: Riding the Crest of a Wave? – A Review of Moana (2016)


Disney's recent releases (say from 2009 onwards) have seen the studio reach soaring heights reminiscent of what many regard to be their renaissance in the 1990s. With that accomplishment, expectations of every new release are consistently high. Most often in recent years these expectations have been met, with movies such as Zootopia (2016) and Big Hero 6 (2014) presenting us with narratives and characters of surprising complexity. Naturally, this also has its downsides, as any film that fails to meet the qualities of its predecessor(s) risks being labelled as substandard. And that, I'm afraid, is the case with Moana.




Directed by lead Disney directors Ron Clements and John Musker, the film tells the story of Moana (Auli’i Cravalho), the daughter of the chief of a Polynesian tribe, who is chosen by the ocean to find Maui (Dwayne Johnson), a demigod responsible for the loss of the heart of Te Fiti, a precious stone belonging to an island goddess. Moana’s father prevents her from leaving the reef, but upon realising that Maui’s actions have cursed the island, and that her ancestors were voyagers, Moana sets out to find Maui and retrieve the heart. Its plot maintains your attention throughout, but it unfortunately feels incredibly derivative – which is particularly noticeable after the refreshingly original Zootopia.

Don't get me wrong, Moana is tremendously accomplished. It's one of the most vibrant, lively and visually arresting animated movies I've ever seen. But beyond that, there's little that's memorable about it besides the surreal - which is not a good thing. There's one particular sequence I have in mind which features a giant crustacean performing a song titled 'Shiny'. It's not an especially poor song - it's just plain weird, and bears little meaning to the overall plot. Otherwise, there's nothing really wrong with the story- at least it wraps up nicely and cohesively, which is more than can be said for Frozen (yes, I still hate this movie, and I still don't care how disgustingly unpopular this makes me), but it is a tad, dare I say it, bland. Maui and Moana form a kind of ‘buddy comedy’ double act – one we’ve seen too many times before. And that’s the issue - Moana doesn't really achieve anything *new*. Even several of the ideas used throughout are noticeable rehashes of pretty common Disney tropes – Maui’s ability to shapeshift bears a vague resemblance to the climactic scenes from The Emperor’s New Groove (2001), while the grandmother's reincarnation as a stingray reeks of Brother Bear (2003). Even so, despite the distinct lack of innovation, the film remains supremely enjoyable, marred only by a few setbacks and personal grievances I have with a number of their recent flicks.

To begin with, there's something about the writing that really bothers me about recent Disney films. The dialogue is 'modernised', littered with fast-paced colloquialisms and jarringly ineffective puns regularly being hurled back and forth – put simply, they're just not funny, and it’s very incongruous and distracting. Okay, so Moana is hardly the worst culprit for this, but it's still apparent, and it's no less, like, totally jarring. With movies such as Wreck-It Ralph and Zootopia, this style works, or is at the very least bearable because of the setting, but it simply has no place in a film like this. There were several dialogues and gags that stuck in my mind for being completely unfunny and unnecessary- to the point where it actually distracted me from the narrative. The character designs, too, actually disappoint me. I hate to say that, I really do - especially because the animation quality itself is sublime, but the designs, facially and, to some extent, proportionally are noticeably similar to previous films Tangled and Frozen. Call me old-fashioned, but back in the days of traditional animation, one film was always easily distinguishable from another in style and tone. Computer animated Disney seems to have a distinctly recognisable, ‘soft’ look, accompanied by an ill-placed fast-paced humour, with which I’m not entirely comfortable.

Speaking of traditional animation, however, one of the film's most innovative aspects is Maui's hand-animated tattoos, courtesy of Eric Goldberg, which frankly don't get enough screen time. It's both refreshing and somewhat bittersweet to see the format with which Disney animation was once synonymous relegated to a mere running gag - however you perceive it, it's well done and very charming, and provides some of the film's funniest moments. At times, Moana simply tries too hard to be funny, and instead it is conveyed as awkward filler. There are also some moments that would have been better played straight as opposed to being played for comedic effect, such as the intervention of the ocean. But this isn't a major complaint- it's more of a personal preference.
As for the soundtrack, it's decent, although the songs, besides perhaps one (‘How Far I’ll Go’), aren't remotely memorable, and instead, too, feel like unnecessary filler material. ‘You’re Welcome’ and ‘Shiny’ are enjoyable, but lack the catchy hooks Disney are traditionally known for. In fact, this is a problem I’ve noticed in several of their newer flicks, from Tangled onwards. Generally, the songs just don’t seem to be as catchy and melodic as they used to be, and instead sound as though the characters are telling us the events of the narrative in a sing-song voice, which is really just lazy exposition and character development.

It’s hard to pool all my thoughts about this movie into such a short piece. Overall, the movie is enjoyable. Despite my criticisms, this is a very likeable film. Does it meet the standards of Disney’s other recent releases? Well, for the most part, no. The characters just aren’t as well-rounded; the friendship between Maui and Moana falls flat, and the forced humour and meaningless songs don’t help either. Throw in a heap of other Disney tropes and clichés, and that’s pretty much all Moana is – it’s essentially Disney by the numbers. From a critical perspective, this movie is far from the best, but if you’re looking for a decent family film to kill a few hours, Moana has very little to moan about.



Thursday 10 November 2016

A Comedy Theatre Group: "Aladdin and his Magic Teapot" Promo Video

A little something I've been working on... A brand new advertisement in advance of A Comedy Theatre Group's (ACT's) pantomime this December at Gig Mill Methodist Church Hall in Stourbridge, West Midlands, UK. You can watch it below!

Showings are at 7pm on Friday 9th, and 2pm and 7pm on Saturday 10th December.



For tickets, call 07954 692 593 or 01384 824 766, or email acomedytheatregroup@hotmail.co.uk.
This video was written and directed by Phill Liptrot of ACT, and animated and edited by myself. Thanks to Laura Liptrot and Alan Slack for lending their vocals to Aladdin and the Genie, it turned out awesome!

Finally, I urge you to go and check out ACT's YouTube channel, and to give them a like on Facebook (links below). It's a great little community theatre company that deserves all the support it can get! Thanks guys, see you soon!

ACT channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1ytqWpoFrtfKJTdlmEI2QA

ACT Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/stourbridgecomedy/

Saturday 15 October 2016

Casper (PS1 Review)

A bit of a throwback in time for Halloween! This is a brand new video review of an old, forgotten PS1 game from my childhood. Sorry in advance for the bad acting, bad language, and occasionally bad sound. I really enjoyed making this and, unlike a lot of trials lately, I figured it was worthy of an upload! Enjoy guys!

Michael

Sunday 18 September 2016

Sausage Party (2016) – A Review


It’s unsurprising that many cinemagoers have had high hopes for Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan’s Sausage Party. If nothing else, it represents the antithesis to what we’ve come to expect from mainstream animation. With music by prolific award-winning composer Alan Menken, and a screenplay co-written by Seth Rogen, Sausage Party promises to be an adult parody of your average Disney/Pixar flick, filled to the brim with all the ingredients one would never normally use to make an animated feature film. Unfortunately, though, one can’t help but feel as though it’s a bit undercooked.
Columbia Pictures, 2016
The movie opens at Shopwell’s, a supermarket, where all the anthropomorphised food and grocery items dream of being taken to ‘the Great Beyond’ – a utopian world in which shoppers are perceived to be gods who take them in. Frank, a sausage voiced by Seth Rogen, fantasises about living in this realm with his hot dog bun girlfriend Brenda (Kristen Wiig). However, after having been chosen for purchase by a shopper, their dreams are shattered by the revelation – courtesy of a tortured returned Honey Mustard jar – that the Great Beyond is not what they’ve been led to believe. An accident leads to the characters’ being flung out of the shopping cart, scrambling for freedom. In addition, an aggressive douche, named… well, Douche, breaks his nozzle in the collision and vows revenge against Frank. It’s up to Frank, Brenda, their ‘deformed’ sausage friend Barry (cue the inevitable penis jokes) and their other foodstuff friends to find out the truth about their existence and save themselves from being chopped, ground, drunk and boiled alive.
Columbia Pictures, 2016
As you can probably tell, Sausage Party is not a movie that should be taken seriously. It’s a difficult film to review, in the sense that it obviously is not going to be to everybody’s tastes, but it ultimately achieves what it sets out to do. It’s irreverent, insulting, vulgar and crass, but that’s kind of the point. Naturally, I have some personal quibbles, mostly revolving around the overuse of vulgar humour, the unnecessarily strong language throughout, and its strong sex and drug references. But while it does go a little too far at times, this conversely represents the film’s main appeal for many others, and so I can’t really criticise what I personally find distasteful, as this film, from its opening scenes to its end credits, is nothing but distasteful, and it’s fully aware of that fact. What I can say is that there is nothing overly surprising about this film – at least in terms of its comedy. Some of its puns are fairly clever, but it relies far too heavily on f-bombs and sex jokes to maintain its humour. This criticism may sound contradictory based on my previous comment, but the problem isn’t really related to its crudity; the problem relates to the fact that the prolific use of such vulgarity is simply not funny. Evidently, this is geared predominantly to an audience who finds the mere concept of penises and sex hilarious.

What is surprising about the movie, however, is how thematically profound it turns out to be. Penis jokes and f-bombs aside, Sausage Party provides a relevant social commentary on the impact and hypocrisy of religion and an all-too-familiar misguided belief system. That said, it’s not strictly atheistic – rather, it seems to condemn organised religion but indicate that higher powers do exist, just not in the form the foods anticipated. Beyond that, its message gets a little muddled, mired in its excessive vulgarity and overindulgence in phallic and sexualised imagery. And that’s fine – first and foremost it’s an adult comedy and whatever message it attempts to convey is likely of little concern to its target audience. All the same, while arguably underdeveloped, it is somewhat refreshing to find that the movie bears far more substance than you might initially expect.
Columbia Pictures, 2016
Ultimately though, the sophistication stops dead there, and there’s little else to get your teeth into, so to speak. It otherwise relies on some very clichéd ‘tropes’ to maintain its status as an ‘adult comedy’. In fact, it pretty much ticks every item on the checklist. Bad language? Yep. Racism? You got it. Copious amounts of sex? Absolutely. That’s not to mention the allusions to drug use throughout the film, which involve the grocery items standing around ‘getting baked’. Now, I’m not saying subversive humour doesn’t work. Sure it does – but only when it’s done well. And sadly much of the actual comedy is lost because it tries too hard to defy our expectations of what an animated film should represent. Again, for many people this is the point of the film, but while such a movie is something of a rarity, it’s been done plenty of times before, and it’s no longer a spectacle. And let’s face it, likening a sausage to a penis is hardly an original idea.

Overall, it’s difficult to summarise one’s thoughts on the movie. As stated previously, it’s crude, vulgar, and offensive, and in that sense it fulfils its purpose. But beyond that, it’s a baffling concoction of obscenity and sophistication that fails to satisfactorily deliver the latter because of its rather tiresome infatuation with the former. There are some mildly amusing scenes, but coarseness alone, even while presented incongruously within the abstract confines of an animation, is not a funny concept. Even so, its condemnation of religion, while unoriginal, bears some merit for being thought-provoking even if the message it attempts to convey is somewhat half-baked. In all, if subversive humour is your tipple, there’s a chance it might be to your taste, but for the more refined cinemagoer, it just barely provides ample food for thought.

Friday 9 September 2016

BALLOONS (2016) - i don't have a nose animated short film

Very excited to announce the release of my latest project, 'BALLOONS: A NARRATIVE JOURNEY OF GRIEF, GREED AND RECOVERY'. The video can be viewed below. Hope you enjoy it. Please feel free to leave a comment and share!

Thanks,

Michael (and Felix)

Synopsis: Baby loses his balloon, and resorts to extreme measures to compensate for his loss.

Saturday 6 August 2016

‘Finding Dory’ (2016): An Unforgettable Experience? - A Review


I’m aware – and by now I’m sure you’re probably all aware too – that, generally speaking, I am not too keen on sequels. Often (though not always) sequels pale in comparison to their original counterparts, usually because, more often than not, they are produced with little else in mind besides milking an already successful franchise. That said, every so often when a sequel is announced, I usually like to give it the benefit of the doubt and broach it with a clear mind – especially when the sequel is the product of such a renowned animation company as Pixar. And that leads us to this year’s offering, the widely anticipated Finding Dory. The ever-optimistic, forgetful Blue Tang, voiced by Ellen DeGeneres, captured the hearts of many a cinemagoer back in 2003 as the side-splitting and endearing comedy relief of Finding Nemo, which turned out to be one of Pixar’s greatest films to date. Obviously, a sequel was expected. But the question is, can Dory carry a story?
Disney/Pixar, 2016
Directed by Pixar stalwart Andrew Stanton, Finding Dory takes place one year after the original movie, and is interwoven with sentimental flashbacks concerning Dory’s childhood and her eventually losing her parents (yes – despite the title, it’s Dory’s parents we’re finding here, not Dory). In the present, Dory is living peacefully alongside Marlin (Albert Brooks) and Nemo (now voiced by Hayden Rolence, replacing Alexander Gould). But before long, she is plagued by a memory, prompting her to locate her lost family. By chance, she winds up captured by the Marine Life Institute, which happens to be where her parents supposedly are. There she meets Hank (Ed O’Neill), a grumpy seven-legged octopus, her old friend Destiny (Kaitlin Olson), a short-sighted whale shark, and Bailey (Ty Burrell), a beluga whale with the ability to echolocate. The rest of the film sees Dory, Marlin and Nemo traverse the entire institute to find her parents, in many extraordinary ways, via various… interesting modes of transportation, shall we say.
Disney/Pixar, 2016
As clever as this can sometimes be, this is actually a major problem with the film; it’s simply *too* unrealistic. Okay, so it’s an animated film, but a degree of realism is still required for the film to be engaging in any way. In Finding Nemo, the escapades of the main characters maintained at least a semblance of credibility by, at the very least, the characters’ making allusions to the outlandishness of the situation. This film, however, really pushes the boundaries of believability, to the extent that we’re expected to accept that an octopus can convincingly disguise itself as a human baby without anybody catching on. And don’t get me started on the film’s climactic scenes, which see Dory well and truly jump the shark. Even overlooking these scenes, the film is plagued by clichéd and sappy sentimental scenes, and far too many coincidences that propel the narrative. There’s just no sense of threat. Just when you think the characters are in danger, there just happens to be a water bucket nearby, or a conveniently-placed drain, or, oh I don’t know, a super-stealthy other-worldly octopus with the power to camouflage himself as just about anything. In fact, Hank encapsulates most of what is wrong with the movie. As likeable as he is, he’s essentially a walking deus ex machina. This isn’t good storytelling, Pixar. This is contrivance at its worst.
Disney/Pixar, 2016
Another major issue – and one that I was anticipating – is that Dory works far better as a side character, a comedy relief. In this film, she’s just annoying. Her backstory, too, is a little lazily constructed. There’s nothing hugely innovative about her parents’ characterisations – they merely conform to the ‘loving parent’ cliché, enabling Pixar to play the sentiment card yet again. When it’s done well, Pixar’s sentimentally-driven narratives can pack a real punch. We all know that. The problem is that when the narrative is otherwise so detached from reality, these ‘emotional’ scenes are just conveyed as forced and, put simply, they do not work, no matter how big baby Dory’s eyeballs are. It genuinely upsets me that the average Pixar release has, in recent years, become so bland and formulaic.
Disney/Pixar, 2016
In all, it’s hardly the worst thing you’ll ever see, but it does indeed require substantial suspension of disbelief. Expect no surprises and you might even enjoy it. In parts, it’s amusing, and although it’s predictable, it’s not what I’d call boring. Visually, as usual for a Pixar movie, it’s sublime, and the voice acting is of an expectedly high standard. But in terms of conveying a good story, Finding Dory sadly struggles to stay afloat.


Monday 1 August 2016

Zootopia: The Sophisticated Disney Flick?

While it’s always irked me somewhat that animation is perpetually perceived to be universally for children, I’m actually rather surprised that this assumption prevails despite the evident expansion of the animated genre in recent years, and its evolution into a more lucid representation of our (at times hypocritical) political landscape. Disney’s latest feature film release Zootopia tackles the subject of politics more astutely and boldly than any other movie in their canon, and touches upon some surprisingly mature and ‘human’ themes. Having now seen the film more than once, I feel comfortable in proclaiming that I believe Zootopia succeeds in epitomising the anthropomorphic genre, with a sophisticated societal commentary that is of such profundity that we’re left without any choice but to expect only greater things from what is already a powerfully successful and world-renowned company.

That said, the growing relevance of the animated movie also anticipates some detrimental qualities. A film as sharp as Zootopia is only so meaningful to an audience in the sense that it delineates an unequivocally 21st-century landscape; which is fine – only it precipitates an inevitable decline in relevance over an unfixed amount of time. Sure, the film will always bear meaning to an extent, but the fact remains that this movie arrived at just the right time, when prejudice and stereotypes are unfortunately rife (particularly where race and gender are concerned) and the western political environment remains unsettling at best. Indeed, much of Zootopia’s humour derives from a surprisingly cynical (yet light-hearted) take on 21st century lives, attitudes and technologies. As with many other Disney movies, it’s highly moralistic – a fable, if you will – but manages to conduct its hilariously truthful commentary without becoming too preachy.
Judy Hopps - a 'bunny cop'; Disney, 2016
Again, this raises the question ‘who is this film aimed at?’ which, typically, is a difficult question to answer, perhaps more so than usual. Much of the humour is very adult-oriented. Sure, kids will laugh at sloths – they’re hilariously slow and the comic timing is perfect. But the funniest aspect of that scene is that they’re employees of the DMV – a joke that is more likely to resonate with older audiences than younger ones. The same goes for the ‘Naturalist Club’ scenes, and a surprisingly well-executed Godfather parody. It’s incredibly sophisticated for such a bright and colourful movie whose protagonist is a bunny rabbit. Ultimately, this rather makes me question what age range appreciates this masterpiece more. It almost feels as though the animated flick has grown alongside me, and finally reached a peak that is more than a challenge to equal.

While there are few animated Disney features that I would consider ‘bad’, I’ve noticed a definite evolution in their sophistication and originality – ironically at a time when Pixar, a company once renowned for its original efforts, has plummeted to the depths of mediocrity. Since 2009, the Disney flick (with the exception of Frozen (2013)) has arguably improved with its every release. Wreck-It Ralph (2012) proved that a heartfelt, solid narrative could be dictated in the world of a video-game arcade, while Big Hero 6 (2014), though predictable, managed to maintain a touching, hilarious and ultimately gripping story. Zootopia not only continues this winning streak, but transcends it with its sharp commentary on contemporary culture. However, while one can often easily identify the period in which a movie was released, either by its soundtrack or artistic style, the majority of animated flicks remain timeless. Whether Zootopia’s very modern setting bears the same deep-rooted transparency remains to be seen.
Disney, 2016

Wednesday 22 June 2016

Forgotten Features: ‘Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron’ (2002)

Like horses? Like Bryan Adams? Well then, do I have just the film for you! Way back in 2002, DreamWorks Animation unveiled one of their most ambitious movies to date – one that has more or less sadly been forgotten about. As their follow-up to the ground-breaking CG comedy Shrek (2001), it’s not hard to understand why. By that point, DreamWorks Animation had just begun to define their own, almost subversive, genre – one infused with gags galore, and one which was often cited as the ‘anti-Disney’, boasting the acerbic and adult-friendly, snarky, sarcastic wit. The swamp-dwelling ogre would later go on to become the face of DreamWorks, and set the tone for their subsequent features. Indeed, this is an entirely different beast.

The film I speak of is Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron. And contrary to many middle-of-the-road reviews, it is, in fact, a very watchable movie. That is, if you like horses. And are willing to put up with copious amounts of Bryan Adams. Yes. Bryan Adams. I must admit, I, myself, was somewhat confused by their (over)use of the ‘Everything I Do’ singer, particularly since he wasn’t exactly what you’d call ‘current’, even fourteen years ago, but the soundtrack is nonetheless decent. None of the songs are hugely memorable, but they are mostly utilised appropriately in order to set the scene and dictate the story, alongside a humourless and altogether rather low-key narration by Matt Damon, who lends his vocals to Spirit’s conscience. Perhaps these techniques were applied to give the film some levity, to make it somewhat more accessible to a broader audience. In any case, it’s not really necessary. Too many times, Damon states the obvious and you find yourself consciously retorting “Well yes, we just saw that happen!” And, while I (apparently unlike many others) have nothing against Bryan Adams’ music, I can’t help but feel that some of the more dramatic and emotional scenes might have had more of an impact without the accompaniment of his gravelly vocals, and some frankly ill-placed contemporary pop-rock. It’s not a major problem, but it does sometimes detract from the film’s ambience and setting.
DreamWorks Animation, 2002

Contrary to what many early reviews stated, Spirit actually does maintain a compelling narrative, in the sense that it’s not boring. The ‘problem’ is that it’s not nearly complex enough to stand out as an animated classic. Put simply, not enough happens in it for it to be held in as high regard as, say, The Road to El Dorado (2000). Some may also argue that it is lacking the sharp wit of some of the other DreamWorks flicks of the era. That said, this is a very different kind of movie for DreamWorks Animation, and one I feel may have been unfairly neglected over the years. It’s pretty ambitious in the sense that, besides Bryan Adams and Damon’s narration, there is very little dialogue whatsoever. The fact that it manages to maintain your attention throughout without resorting to crude humour, throwaway gags and needless side-characters to pad out the narrative is an impressive feat indeed. And, while we’re on the subject of visual appeal, the animation is nothing short of spectacular. Even by today’s high standards, some of the scenes with Spirit galloping on the open plains are breath-taking. The slick blend of traditional and CG animation is seamless – to the point at which it’s difficult to tell where the one ends and the other begins. If there’s one reason you should see this film, it’s for the visuals.
DreamWorks Animation, 2002
So if this film is so good, why is it so underrated? Well, it’s a bit of an oddity in the sense that it’s hard to pinpoint a specific target audience for the movie. That is, unless you’re a huge fan of horses. And Bryan Adams. Its plot is a little simplistic for your average adult audience, and it lacks the fast-paced, gag-infused restlessness that typically appeals to toddlers. In any case, its plot doesn’t necessarily *need* to be any more complex than it is – it merely falls short of being a masterpiece as a result, and is consequently rather unmemorable, particularly considering its running time. All the same, it’s diverse enough to stand out from the rest of DreamWorks’ canon as one that is unique, at least in some respects. It’s nice to see a film from DreamWorks that wears its heart on its sleeve, whose main appeal is not cheap slapstick. It’s not perfect, but it serves as proof that DreamWorks are far from a mere one trick pony.

Monday 16 May 2016

‘Sausage Party’ Trailer: Adult Animation Cooked to Perfection, or the ‘Wurst’ Movie of 2016?

Considering the primary target market for the genre, mainstream animation seldom bears any ground-breaking shock value. Only every once in a while does something alternative and daring draw in an audience, and even then its success is often marred by the stigma attached to animation; a stigma which unfortunately overlooks the genre as one that is accessible to more mature audiences. Seth Rogen’s Sausage Party (2016), while hardly making itself out to be anything uniquely ground-breaking, subverts this oft-enforced stigmatism by littering its feature with f-bombs and sex jokes galore, which is indeed a bold, if unoriginal, venture.
Sony Pictures Imageworks, 2016
As I’ve established previously, I wholeheartedly endorse the transference of the animated flick into adult territory, mostly because I’ve always felt as though the predominant alignment of animation with children’s entertainment to be somewhat contrived and narrow-minded. That said, this isn’t quite what I had in mind. Sausage Party, as evidenced by the uncensored trailer, is a crude and vulgar parody of animation as we know it; a subversive, almost twisted take on the standard Disney or Pixar formula. Which is fine – it’s clear that this is indeed what the movie sets out to achieve. Most notably we can identify a similarity to Pixar’s feature film debut Toy Story (1995), in the sense that the food yearns to be purchased by a human and loved, the difference being, of course, that the food undergoes an horrific maltreatment (from their perspective) which obviously results in their being peeled, cooked, boiled and ‘eaten alive’. The concept is funny, undoubtedly. However, it’s likely not going to be to everybody’s taste, so to speak.
Sony Pictures Imageworks, 2016
As with many other ‘adult’ animations, Sausage Party’s adult appeal is more so in its coarseness than in its themes. Sure, the idea of processed meat being, er, ‘slaughtered’ isn’t exactly what you’d consider child-friendly, but it would hardly constitute an R rating. Rather, what makes this movie adult, as one might gather from the trailer, is its strong language, sex and drug references. And don’t get me wrong, this is a fun, alternative approach to animated film, but it’s not one we haven’t seen before. The biggest appeal of the film is that such adult animations are infrequent, and offer subversive humour that no other medium can equal. It’s just such a shame that there’s no middle ground – a mature animated feature aimed at those who do not identify with the appeal of the vulgar.

Regardless, it’s refreshing to see adult animation continue to appeal to the masses, even if it is purely for its ironic crudity. Initial responses seem to be generally encouraging, and while it does run the risk of rehashing what we’ve already grown accustomed to with adult animation, it might prove effective in propelling the animated film to new ground in general. The trailer implies this is nothing revolutionary, but if lowbrow vulgarity helps to break the stigma, this movie could prove to be a real ‘wiener’.
Click to view the trailer below.
WARNING: Contains strong language and suggestive themes:
 

Sunday 15 May 2016

BBC Waters Down ‘Watership Down’

It seems it’s remake season. Not only are the big screen blockbusters at it – even the BBC are resorting to recreating Watership Down, based on the classic adventure novel by Richard Adams, and no doubt also partly inspired by Martin Rosen’s 1978 animated adaptation of the same name. The BBC are collaborating with Netflix to produce what is to be one of the most expensive animated TV miniseries ever made for television. The finished product will air as four one-hour episodes in late 2017. Sounds promising, doesn’t it? But there’s a catch.

Adapting the novel in the form of a television drama has potential to exceed the capabilities of the feature film. With four episodes, the series has the ability to convey aspects of the novel that previously went unexplored. But there’s uncertainty as to whether this new adaptation will meet the standards of the feature film. The film is iconic, in that it doesn’t shy away from presenting the events of the novel in brutal and oftentimes graphic fashion. But it seems as though the BBC are burying (or is that burrowing?) their heads in the sand. Executive producer Rory Aitken states that the new adaptation will be toned down, at least in the visual sense, claiming that graphic visuals detract from the overall essence of the novel.
Nepenthe Productions, 1978
On the one hand, one might argue that the BBC are attempting not to misrepresent the novel based solely on the 1978 film’s iconic imagery. On the other hand, one might conversely argue that this new adaptation is representative of the tame and oversimplified programming presently affluent in children’s television. And, call me cynical, but I’ve a feeling the latter may be the case. This opinion is further propelled by their clear focus on pandering to politically correct standards by heightening the significance of the story’s female leads. I’ve no issue with promoting and enhancing gender equality – in fact, I’m a firm advocate of it – but it becomes recognisably strained, almost tokenistic, when alterations are made in retellings of classic works of fiction for the purposes of conformity.

Even so, the BBC are generally known for creating high quality drama for television, so it could be the case that these concerns are not necessary, and while I believe imagery and visuals are capable of being very powerful, story is paramount. Aitken acknowledges the dark tone of the novel, and confirms that they will not shy away from conveying the true intent of the narrative. With an all-star voice cast, including James McAvoy, Sir Ben Kingsley and Olivia Colman, this latest retelling incites great expectations. Only time will tell whether the BBC will pull a rabbit out of a hat, or plunge down the rabbit hole.

Sources:

The Guardian -  'BBC and Netflix team up for new Watership Down production'
http://www.theguardian.com/media/2016/apr/28/bbc-and-netflix-team-up-for-new-watership-down-production
Accessed 15/05/16

The Telegraph - 'BBC remake Watership Down with less violence to avoid 'scarring' children': 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/04/27/bbc-remake-watership-down-with-less-violence-to-avoid-scarring-c/
Accessed 15/05/16

Thursday 12 May 2016

Off the Rails: Has ‘Thomas & Friends’ reached the end of the line?

Thomas and Friends steams into cinemas later this month with animated special The Great Race (2016). HiT Entertainment has announced that the film will feature an array of multicultural new characters as the engines of the Island of Sodor go global. Indeed, what started in 1984 as a low-key, budget kids’ show about the misadventures of a cheeky little tank engine on the Fat Controller’s railway has evolved into something much bigger. But, with criticisms of a major decline in quality since the show’s heyday, and accusations of their having pandered to political correctness in this latest outing, is it time Thomas reached the end of the line?

Since HiT Entertainment’s acquisition of the programme in 2003, the quality of the show rapidly declined. The first thing I noticed (besides the dumbed-down abbreviation of the show’s title) was a slower pace, and Michael Angelis’ narration went from being exciting and imbued with character to bland, patronising and simplistic. I’ve a sneaky suspicion Angelis was actually instructed to ‘tone it down’ in order to appeal to a specifically younger audience. Compare the episodes of the sixth season (2002) to those of the seventh (2003) and the difference is very noticeable. And the narration isn’t the only noticeable alteration – the writing, too, is lacking. Early seasons of Thomas were derived from The Railway Series books, and so were not so ‘dumbed down’ in order to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Every now and again, complex terminology was utilised without fear of going over kids’ heads. And it had a significant effect on me, who, by the age of about three or four, had incorporated words such as ‘revolutionary’ and ‘sagacious’ into my otherwise rudimentary vocabulary. There’s no such appeal in later episodes, and the grammar applied is much more basic by comparison.
The Classic Series, 1995
One clear aspect of the original series is a firm focus on societal hierarchy, exemplified by the clever use of language and vocal intonations. The big tender engines regularly taunt and deride the smaller tank engines, and the diesels pose the threat of an impending obsolescence, accurately reflecting not only historical context, but also more general prejudices. Such drive is no longer felt in the new series. The patronisingly labelled ‘Steamies’ and diesels are still occasionally at loggerheads, but are reduced to exchanging petty insults, not to mention the fact that they are now capable of maintaining friendships. And that’s a problem: there’s simply no conflict, and the storylines are therefore less engaging, no matter how old you are. Everything is formally resolved by the episode’s conclusion - everybody makes up and morals are learned, only for them to forget them by the next episode.

HiT Entertainment, 2009
 Earlier episodes were also not quite so formulaic. The narratives were somewhat less conventional, and sometimes incidents occurred with unbalanced consequence. Take the series three episode ‘Percy, James and the Fruitful Day’, based on a pre-existing magazine story: The opening sees James waiting at a junction for Percy to arrive with some trucks. He scolds Percy, complaining that engines should always run to time. Percy dismisses James as bossy. After boasting about his reliability, and denouncing Percy, James’ brakes jam, meaning Percy has to help out. Ordinarily this might serve as a balanced retribution – but the story takes an unexpected twist as Percy winds up having an accident and caked in fruit. The link between the two engine’s stories here is the ambiguity of the word ‘jam’. Rather than resolve conflict within a preachy, moralistic frame, the episode takes a quirky, more realistic approach; accidents happen all the time, no matter what your moral standpoint – an important, original and oft-neglected life lesson. That’s not to say that morals were not integrated into the show, but they were not nearly as blatant and repetitious as in later series, nor were they necessarily integral to the plot.

Britt Allcroft, 1995
So, what changed exactly? The first series (1984) was based entirely on Reverend Awdry’s The Railway Series, while the second (1986) incorporated efforts by his son, Christopher Awdry. Both of these series were infamously narrated by Ringo Starr. The third series (1991-1992) was narrated by Michael Angelis, and for the first time incorporated episodes based on magazine stories and original episodes by the television production crew. Despite complaints by Awdry concerning realism, these episodes, by comparison to today’s fare, are golden, to the point at which the casual viewer would barely be able to distinguish the original stories from the book stories. The fourth and arguably the best series (1994-1995) returned to form with the vast majority of episodes being based on The Railway Series. The fifth series (1998), meanwhile, took an entirely different direction, as for the first time none of the episodes in the series were based on preconceived stories. The episodes were instead conceived and written by David Mitton and Britt Allcroft, in conjunction with a railway consultant, and were, for the most part, based loosely on actual events. This series was focussed on dramatic storylines, rather than on remaining truthful to the original stories, but, despite some melodramatic episodes and ridiculous incidents, series five was nonetheless fairly consistent. By series six (2002), the show now had its own writing staff, making the consistency a little muddled. While there were some decent plots, it was clear the writers knew next to nothing about trains, opting for a more comical approach to life on the rails, as opposed to the realism that had been conveyed previously. In addition, characters such as Percy and especially Edward underwent a complete character alteration. Percy was severely dumbed down, while Edward was no longer the old, wise engine he used to be. By series seven, the show had become watered down and repetitive, and became even worse as HiT Entertainment’s takeover meant a complete overhaul of the show. David Mitton, Britt Allcroft, and the rest of the original crew departed, not to mention the loss of the show’s former composers Mike O’Donnell and Junior Campbell, whose absence has never been redeemed.

HiT Entertainment, 2009
My main issue with HiT’s version of Thomas and Friends is that it’s a cheap carbon copy of every other animated kids’ show on television. And, as much as I normally love animation, the animation itself is detrimental to the programme too. Since 2008, animation production by Nitrogen Studios, and then by Arc Productions from 2013 onwards, has replaced the familiar utilisation of model O Gauge trains. It’s not as though the quality of the animation is especially *bad*, but its slickness detracts from the show’s industrial, smog-enveloped setting, which is ironic for a medium usually employed to convey realism. Now, some of you might be thinking “So what? Big deal. It’s a kids’ show”, but a television programme does not need to be demeaning in order to appeal to kids. In fact, the opposite is true. Since Andrew Brenner’s takeover as head writer in 2013, the show has improved somewhat, with the reintroduction of some long-dormant characters, and even some characters previously only seen in Railway Series stories. But the fact remains that the programme pales in comparison to its former glory. The pretentious, moralistic undertones of the programme as it is currently are frankly mind-numbing, and its continual success both confuses and frustrates me. Say what you will about the original Britt Allcroft series (1984-2003) but HiT have drastically altered the show, so much so that it’s barely recognisable. Inarguably, the Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends programme I know and love has disappeared in a cloud of steam.

Sunday 8 May 2016

Disney at its Direst: Top Ten Most Disappointing Disney Films

Walt Disney Animation Studios is considered to be at the very top of the animated feature film ladder. With classics such as Bambi (1942), The Lion King (1994) and Beauty and the Beast (1991), the animated Disney movie has essentially become synonymous with the term ‘animation’ and cartoons generally. But they can’t all be golden. Here’s a list of what I, personally, consider to be the most disappointing features released as part of Disney’s animated feature film canon. This excludes any films produced by DisneyToon Studios, Television Animation, or any other subsidiaries. This list refers solely to theatrical releases under the Walt Disney Animation Studios label. Just as a side note, while some films on this list are almost universally considered to be contenders for the worst ever Disney movies, some are actually still pretty decent, so it’s completely understandable if your opinions don’t sit right with mine. Heck, even I find myself watching these films repeatedly – even the ones I consider the worst aren’t quite as bad as critics and audiences have made them out to be. So, with that in mind, let’s get started!


10. Winnie the Pooh (2011)

Disney, 2011
I must admit, I’m not hugely familiar with A.A. Milne’s ‘Winnie the Pooh’ stories, but judging by this offering, it seems as though the best stories had already been adapted for the original 1977 classic The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh. Of course, that ‘film’ was comprised of pre-existing short films, which probably explains why the 2011 sequel feels somewhat rushed and uninspired. It’s not bad, by any means, but it lacks the wit and charm characteristic of the original 1977 classic.

This film isn’t actually too bad. It’s a decent effort, and it’s a wonderful throwback to the old days of traditional animation. It’s conveyed in the same basic style as the original, and it’s clear that a great deal of effort was invested in its presentation. In fact, it’s rather nice that this, as of yet, marks the end of Disney’s traditionally animated efforts, albeit a rather low-key affair. That said, it nonetheless pales in comparison to the original, and the stories aren’t quite so engaging or memorable. One major issue I have is the humour. At times it’s too acerbic, and out of character; Owl comes across as particularly mean-spirited, and Rabbit isn’t his old sensible self. It feels as though they attempted to integrate snappy, modern humour into an old-fashioned, child-friendly setting, and it simply doesn’t work. Finally, I’ve always felt as though the original movie ended on such a ‘final’ note, that a sequel seemed unnecessary. The original concluded with Christopher Robin’s leaving for school, and so hinted at a progression into maturity that the sequel seems to overlook entirely.

That isn’t to say that this film is bad – it really isn’t. It’s well worth a look and, if one wasn’t so tempted to draw comparisons with the original feature film, I probably wouldn’t be so critical. The voices are mostly very close to the original voice actors, but they are indeed lacking something. Jim Cummings does a brilliant job as both Pooh and Tigger, but the fact is he’s no Sterling Holloway. Younger audiences probably won’t notice a difference though. At a run-time of just about an hour, the film certainly isn’t a snooze-fest, and Tigger does indeed have some bounce left in him.


9. The Sword in the Stone (1963)

Disney, 1963
Based on the novel by T.H. White, Disney’s 18th animated feature follows ‘Wart’, a young boy destined for great things. On his way to retrieve his brother’s arrow, he stumbles upon Merlin the magician, who informs him that he is to be his tutor. Overall, it’s a decent adaptation, even if it does stray quite severely from the book. It’s enjoyable, funny and charming in its own way. So what’s the problem?

The Sword in the Stone sadly suffers from some very familiar problems of this era, with its overuse of rehashed audio and visuals. Due to some choppy editing, Wart’s voice even breaks and reverts back to boyish repeatedly throughout. Story-wise, too, the film is very episodic. There’s not much of a build to it, and it feels more like a series of events unfolding, which isn’t a bad thing – but for a feature film it can feel a tad underwhelming. Consequently, the film’s ending feels fairly abrupt and unsatisfying.

But it’s certainly not all bad. Merlin and Archimedes provide some very entertaining comedy relief, and Madam Mim is one of the most underrated and funniest Disney villains to ever grace the screen. The wizard’s duel scene is particularly memorable and cleverly conceived, and despite the use of Xerox, the film’s visuals are bright and appealing. In a sense, it’s underrated on the whole, but in another it could also be considered one of Disney’s lesser efforts. It’s not bad, but it’s not one of Disney’s best by any means.
 

8. Robin Hood (1973)

Disney, 1973
Some of my choices are going to be controversial in some way. So let me start by reminding you, this is all down to personal opinion, and I do have my reasons to justify this choice. That said, Robin Hood isn’t *too* bad in my opinion; it’s still very watchable. But it suffers from some major flaws. You all know the story. Robin Hood (a fox, in this case) robs from the rich and gives to the poor, aided by his trusted associate Little John (a bear), avoiding confrontation with the Sheriff of Nottingham (a wolf) and ridding the townsfolk of the overbearing Prince John (a lion).

So what’s my problem with this film? Well, in my opinion, it lacks originality in some parts. Little John is voiced by Phil Harris, making him painfully similar in appearance and character to Baloo from Jungle Book (1967). Sir Hiss, Prince John’s assistant, also bears some similarity to Kaa the snake. In addition, there are numerous scenes that are evidently recycled from previous features, including Jungle Book, The Aristocats (1971) and even Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). Reusing old animation was certainly nothing new by this point, but the difference between this feature and any other is that the scenes are jarringly obvious. Prince John, voiced by Peter Ustinov, is also rather tame for a Disney villain, and presents no real threat. Ultimately, this makes the narrative rather bland and uninteresting, which isn’t helped by a rather drab and depressing soundtrack.

Ultimately, this film, for me, is very Disney-by-the-numbers: a classic work of fiction is turned into an animated feature performed by anthropomorphic animals. Such a familiar premise leads to an equally familiar film, with little to no surprises. It’s hardly the worst thing you’ll ever see, but it’s rather average by Disney’s standards.
 
 

7. The Three Caballeros (1944)

Disney, 1944
I’m not sure where to begin with this one. From a technical standpoint, it’s astounding, but as a result it’s one of Disney’s most dated. It succeeds 1942’s Saludos Amigos as a package movie, produced to aid relations with Latin America in the war era. The major difference between the two films is that Saludos Amigos is presented as a travelogue documentary, providing justification for its patchy construct and lack of story. The Three Caballeros, meanwhile, is just as (if not more) meandering, and is completely devoid of story altogether, besides the basic premise that sees Donald Duck’s friends from Latin America presenting him with various gifts, each of which permit him the exploration of a particular region of their homeland.

In context, this film is visually impressive, but otherwise it bears little merit. It has historical value in the sense that it was probably once considered a technical accomplishment, and that it was one of several wartime films that had a particular agenda – in this case to educate and facilitate relations overseas. But the segments presented are not cohesive in the slightest. The viewer is dragged wearily from one manic scene to another, while Donald and his friends lust after beautiful Latino women and numerous narrators tell stories on subjects ranging from flying donkeys to penguins. It’s just insane, and becomes very tiresome after a short while, despite the immense visual creativity.
Disney, 1944
It’s worth seeing in a retrospective sense, and it’s incredibly experimental, but it sometimes borders on unbearable. By the end of the movie, you’ll probably still be seeing kaleidoscopic colours and beautiful Latino women bursting out of flowers long after the movie has concluded. It presents a very idealistic and somewhat surreal (and at times slightly scary) view of Latin America, and casual sexism is rife. It’s not as though no effort was invested in this film. Technically it is a marvel; some might even say it’s ahead of its time in that respect. Otherwise, this is what I imagine hell looks like.

 
 

6. The Black Cauldron (1985)

Disney, 1985
Based on Lloyd Alexander’s The Chronicles of Prydain, Disney’s 25th animated classic has often been shunned for almost being responsible for the demise of the company. The film, which follows pig-keeper Taran in his quest to find the cauldron before the dreaded Horned King does, was a major box office flop. The question is, is this response justified?

In some ways, yes. The visuals and characterisation appeal to a more mature audience than traditional Disney fare, but its plot is too simplistic to be engaging to the same audience. Ultimately, this leads to a rather bland and forgettable adventure, which is a real shame considering the impressive visuals. Taran and Princess Eilonwy also hint towards some kind of blossoming romance that never comes to fruition. One or two scenes of dialogue don’t actually serve any purpose to the narrative, and the voice acting is a little off. Taran’s voice is excruciatingly dull and devoid of passion, which is a major problem for a film’s protagonist. The Horned King, voiced by John Hurt, is one of the most sinister-looking villains of all time, but he moves around so slowly that, without the overblown intensity of the soundtrack, he poses no real threat at all.

Is it all bad? No. As said before, visuals are fantastic. One thing people always neglect to mention is that this feature was the first to incorporate computer animation – an achievement that is most often erroneously attributed to subsequent feature The Great Mouse Detective (1986). But the characters aren’t as well-developed as in some of Disney’s better releases, and story-wise it comes across as a bit muddled and flat. Another reason for this is a distinct lack of explanation as to the goings-on that the audience is expected to accept at face value. Why, for example, can Hen-wen the pig see the future? Why does the princess have a magic bauble? And why is the Horned King ‘swallowed’ by the cauldron? The film is littered with unanswered questions, and its dark tone will not appeal to everybody. Seriously, however, I would certainly recommend it, if only for a single viewing. It’s an interesting experiment, if a little flawed, and beautiful to look at.
Read my full review of The Black Cauldron here.
 

5. Fun and Fancy Free (1947)

Disney, 1947
Surprisingly, many of the 1940s package films actually hold up despite the threat of age. Films such as Saludos Amigos (1942) and The Three Caballeros (1944) make more sense in context, but the likes of Make Mine Music (1946) and Melody Time (1948) remain decently enjoyable. Fun and Fancy Free, however, is one of my least favourites, mostly because there’s no real logic to its construction. It follows Jiminy Cricket as he presents two stories – one of Bongo the bear and the other of ‘Mickey and the Beanstalk’, dictated by Edgar Bergen and Mortimer Snerd.

This film isn’t really a film. It’s basically comprised of two cartoons, similar to the later release The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr Toad (1949). The difference with this feature, however, is that the stories aren’t really connected in any way, making it feel a lot more laboured. It’s a complete mystery to me, too, as to why they thought Jiminy Cricket to be an appropriate host. I mean, it’s not bad, but it’s quite out of the blue. What dates this film significantly is the live action scenes with Edgar Bergen, which come across as rather irritating as they constantly interrupt what is otherwise a decent outing for Mickey Mouse.

In all, it’s hardly terrible, just plain odd. The two stories, in and of themselves, are perfectly fine. They’re not the greatest stories ever told but they’re decent efforts. Putting them together was a peculiar choice, however, and the film ultimately peters out without making a point or much of an impression.
Read my full review of Fun and Fancy Free here.



4. Home on the Range (2004)

Disney, 2004
In 2004, Disney officially ceased production of traditionally animated features… That is until 2009 when they returned to the technique with the vastly underrated The Princess and the Frog (2009). Until then, however, their final entry in their traditionally animated canon was… this. An interesting choice to signify the end of an era, Home on the Range is surprisingly low-key considering its significance. It focuses on three cows’ attempts to thwart a cattle rustler in order to win a reward that will save their ailing farm.

Whoever came up with the genius idea to incarnate Roseanne Barr in the form of a cow deserves some form of recognition for it being one of the crudest, most uninspired concepts Disney have ever presented. In any case, the story is… fine. There’s nothing especially *wrong* with it as such, but it’s very bland and simplistic. The humour, too, is less than inspired, and at times somewhat juvenile. There are still a fair few laughs, but it’s mostly cheap and throwaway. The animation is nothing special either, and the character designs sometimes rather odd (Maggie’s rear end looks as though it could have your eye out).

It’s not wholly unenjoyable. In fact, I actually like to praise the movie when I can in defence of the seemingly relentless hatred the film gets from filmgoers and Disney fans the world over. It’s really not as bad as the above criticisms make it sound, and it does have some redeeming features. One thing worthy of a mention is the soundtrack, which is awesome. The songs are very catchy and memorable – it’s just a shame they’re used in such a distinctly unmemorable film. The voice acting is also commendable. Barr pulls off a decent performance without becoming too irritating, and Cuba Gooding Jr and Judi Dench give life to some otherwise rather flat characters.
Read my full review of Home on the Range here.
 

3. Frozen (2013)

Disney, 2013
Okay, so I’ve been putting this film down for nearly three years now, but I had to mention it sooner or later. I don’t care what anybody else says – this film is a complete shambles. The story, (very) loosely based on Hans Christian Andersen’s The Snow Queen, follows princess sisters Elsa and Anna. After Elsa’s power to randomly conjure ice and snow puts her sister in danger, she is concealed from society, hiding not only her powers but herself. At her coronation, she unwittingly wreaks havoc on the kingdom of Arendelle, and retires to an ice fortress in the mountains. Responsibility turns to Anna to find her and put an end to Elsa’s winter.

Story-wise, Frozen makes no sense. Elsa’s powers are never given any formal explanation, and the resolution is unsettlingly flawed. As I’ve mentioned in previous posts, the twist involving Prince Hans also makes little sense as he reveals himself to be ‘evil’ even after helping our protagonists. Kristoff is given no real backstory, meaning there are many unanswered questions concerning his character. Was he an orphan? Why does he have a reindeer? Why is he even there? On top of all this, there’s a rather irritating and pointless side character in Olaf, and canine-like reindeer Sven is essentially a rehash of Tangled’s (2010) Maximus. In fact, even the faux-modish one-word title seems to be equally as derivative. Without a doubt, the most iconic scene from the movie is the ‘Let It Go’ sequence, which also makes no sense. Elsa sings about letting go of her worries, without caring what others think, about setting herself free. But while she sings this, she practically imprisons herself in an ice fortress, isolating herself from society. It’s simply illogical.

On the plus side, there are plenty of awesome visuals, and the voice acting is fine. But the film itself is terrible, with what is perhaps one of the absolute worst narratives that has ever been told in a Disney movie. The integration of modern colloquial language is also painfully jarring, and the songs, regardless of what many people seem to think, are not all that memorable, and some of them serve little purpose to the narrative. I could go on, but I won’t. Suffice to say, I hate this movie, and the attention it’s garnered.
Read my full analysis of Frozen here.



2. Fantasia 2000 (1999)

Disney, 1999
Fantasia’s millennial reboot incited great expectations. The original 1940 classic is considered by many to constitute not only a Disney masterpiece but one of the greatest filmic pieces of all time, and by the late 1990s animation capabilities had evolved in such a way that allowed for visual improvement. With this in mind, the long-awaited sequel is inarguably a bitter disappointment, and pales miserably in comparison to its predecessor.

So what’s the problem? Well, firstly the sequences are not nearly as high quality, with some bordering on the surreal. Respighi’s Pines of Rome is bizarrely visualised as a family of flying humpback whales. Seriously, what were they on when they conceived this? Throughout, you just get the sense that, conceptually, they struggled, and consequently tried a bit too hard to be original. Another (brief) sequence sees a flock of flamingos come into contact with a yo-yo, accompanied by Saint-Saens’ Carnival of the Animals, which just conveys itself as pointless and juvenile compared to the mastery of the original. Speaking of which, this film cheats by integrating The Sorcerer’s Apprentice from the original 1940 movie, which is inexcusably lazy, no matter how iconic the sequence. Another major issue I have is that the animation seems rather slapdash in comparison to the original. There are scenes that don’t always time well with the classical pieces, with more of a focus on delivering generic story than on impressive visualisation of audio.
Disney, 1999
There are some decent sequences, the best of which is the final one, based on Stravinsky’s Firebird Suite, which follows a narrative of life, death and renewal through the actions of a forest sprite and its interaction with nature. It’s clever and reminiscent of the Renaissance era that preceded this film, although it nonetheless pales in comparison to even the lesser efforts of the original. Needless celebrity cameos, lazy writing and animation sadly punctuate what is a distinctively modern era, and with it the official end of Disney’s 1990s winning streak. A poor effort indeed.



1. Chicken Little (2005)

Disney, 2005
Disney’s foray into the CG animated world was sadly somewhat underwhelming. Based on the popular fable, Chicken Little follows our eponymous protagonist as he is lampooned for believing the sky is falling. Convinced Little was actually hit on the head by an acorn, the townsfolk of Oakey Oaks relentlessly deride him – that is until it turns out he was really onto something, leading to a surreal sci-fi comedy adventure to save the world, along with his misfit friends Abby Mallard, Runt Of The Litter and Fish Out Of Water.

So what are the issues with this movie? Well, to begin with, the narrative is a little meandering. It jumps from plot point to plot point very sporadically, conveying the sense that, behind the scenes, the film’s production was a little troubled. On the one hand, we’ve a slightly juvenile college-movie-esque baseball comedy, and on the other we’ve an all-too-serious side-story about parental neglect. Throw in an alien invasion, and the film becomes a bit too muddled to be engaging. And the ending is inarguably the most anticlimactic of any film on this list.

Thankfully, there are some redeeming qualities. Most of the time I prefer contemporary film to shy away from making pop culture references, but in some cases the humour is sharp and on point. The characters are also heavily marketable and quite clever, in the sense that they’re based solely on traditional phrases alluding to social pariahs. Overall, however, the animation is rather average, and there’s not much memorable. Despite its pros, there are probably about as many cons, which just makes it an average experience. This film has garnered a lot of hatred, and it’s understandable considering the standard we’re accustomed to from Disney, but it’s not a complete catastrophe. I mean, you could still do far worse. Of all the films in the canon, however, I have to admit I, too, rate it the lowest. It is, in my opinion, the worst Disney animated feature, but that doesn’t necessarily make it a bad egg.
Disney, 2005
Read my full retrospective of Chicken Little here.