Sunday, 26 March 2017

Disney's Peter Pan: Adventures in Never Land (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Think of all the joy you'll find, when you leave the world behind. Yes, joy such as killer pirates, exploding pelicans, and unexplained bomber ghosts. Welcome to Never Land, kids!

Yes, this game was released to coincide with the Television Animation theatrical release 'Return to Never Land' back in 2002. Unlike that abomination of a movie, the game actually DARES to showcase the Indian village in all its former glory. Well, sort of. It's an interesting, if flawed, experience, and its attempts to tackle the original movie's racist imagery fall flat by its conveyance of... well, more racist imagery. And sexism. Yeah. Joyous. Click below to see the latest episode!



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Tuesday, 21 March 2017

My Top 10 Disney Boss Levels (PS1/PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Countdown!


Hey everyone! This is my list of my favourite Disney boss levels from the PlayStation/PS2 era... this week. Since my favourites change on a regular basis, I can't promise this list will stay the same, but I've provided good-ish reasons for my choices, from awesome gameplay to pure nostalgic reasons.

And remember, kids: Never smile at a crocodile; stab it in the neck.



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Thursday, 2 March 2017

Disney’s Beauty and the Beast: "I am gay and I am insulted"


The latest news of Disney’s live action remake of Beauty and the Beast is that Gaston’s right hand man LeFou will represent Disney’s first explicitly gay character, who apparently bears a lustful attraction to the film’s antagonist. Some might see this as progress. I, however, do not. And here’s why.

To begin with, this reeks of tokenism. The most insulting thing about this is that it bears no meaning to the overall narrative. There’s no justifiable reason why LeFou should adopt the role of ‘the homosexual’ other than to depict him as ‘the homosexual’. In terms of the plot, we know he and Gaston aren’t going to get it on anyway (well, they might, but if they did, it would frankly be an insult to the original story). Assuming that LeFou’s infatuation will end in misery, this is merely another gay filmic portrayal with a tragic conclusion, which is not progressive.
Disney, 2017
Regardless of how LeFou’s story ends, what filmmakers and television writers don’t seem to quite understand is that merely transforming a previously straight or sexually ambiguous character into a gay character is actually more regressive than it is revolutionary, in exactly the same sense as whenever a character’s ethnicity is altered for the sake of encouraging ‘equal representation’ (I’m looking at you, Thunderbirds Are Go…).

In addition, something nobody seems to mention is the fact that, whenever a gay character is represented, they are almost always depicted in a romantic or sexual role, which is, again, insulting. Portraying gay people in subtle ways that merely acknowledge their sexuality as a minor detail is far more appealing and effective than flaunting our apparently uncontrollable lustful behaviour in roles such as this.

The problem with the media today is that there is too substantial a focus on equal representation and conforming to 21st Century PC policies and expectations, all at the expense of the conveyance of a good story. Now, obviously I can’t yet comment on this film’s narrative as I’ve not yet seen it, but already I am fuming at the headlines. This is not progression, people. This is an affront to minorities in general; tokenism at its worst. For those who don't already know, I am gay and I am insulted.

Beauty and the Beast is released in UK cinemas on the 17th March.

Wednesday, 22 February 2017

Gold and Glory: The Road to El Dorado (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Look out, new world. Here we come!
Oh. Here we are. Who’d have thought the city of gold could be so boring? Yes, Gold and Glory: The Road to El Dorado for the PS1 has a knack for making the most exciting events boring beyond belief. But its slowness could be attributed to the fact that it’s not really an action game, but a puzzle game.
Click below to watch episode 6 of my review series!

This game is highly recommended for people who like pointless chitchat, slow-to-respond controls, and watching paint dry.
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Friday, 10 February 2017

Disney's Aladdin in Nasira's Revenge (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!


Yes, today I’m reviewing an Aladdin movie tie-in… released nearly a decade after the film. Yeah. Ah Disney. Staying current as always. Anyway, even though it’s not based on a specific film, it stays pretty true to the franchise, even if Nasira is a lazily constructed cookie-cutter villain… That laugh, though…
Click below to watch the latest episode!

In 2000, Disney Interactive and Argonaut Games revealed ‘Aladdin and the Enchanted Portable Refrigerator’. I mean, ‘Aladdin in Nasira’s Revenge’ – a peculiar game inspired by the original theatrical classic from 1992. Despite all its flaws, could it prove to be a diamond in the rough? Find out as Aladdin battles giant spiders, confronts an Egyptian god, and… buys an ice-cream from my neighbour Gary.
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Wednesday, 1 February 2017

The Incredibles: Rise of the Underminer (PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

What’s this? Another Incredibles game? Hmm, this could actually be quite good. It always seemed a good idea to turn The Incredibles (2004) into a franchise. So is this as ‘super’ as the game it follows?

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Well, not quite. Yes, in this game, you take control of Mr Incredible and – for the first time ever – Frozone! But the main problems lie in the multiplayer function, which sadly seems to underplay the ‘multi’ aspect of this format, with Mr Incredible greedily stealing the show. It’s not exactly ‘incredible’. Nor is it, as Frozone puts it with a smug smirk, ‘ICE-tacular’…

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