Sunday 26 March 2017

Disney's Peter Pan: Adventures in Never Land (PS1) - i don't have a nose Video Review!

Think of all the joy you'll find, when you leave the world behind. Yes, joy such as killer pirates, exploding pelicans, and unexplained bomber ghosts. Welcome to Never Land, kids!

Yes, this game was released to coincide with the Television Animation theatrical release 'Return to Never Land' back in 2002. Unlike that abomination of a movie, the game actually DARES to showcase the Indian village in all its former glory. Well, sort of. It's an interesting, if flawed, experience, and its attempts to tackle the original movie's racist imagery fall flat by its conveyance of... well, more racist imagery. And sexism. Yeah. Joyous. Click below to see the latest episode!



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Tuesday 21 March 2017

My Top 10 Disney Boss Levels (PS1/PS2) - i don't have a nose Video Countdown!


Hey everyone! This is my list of my favourite Disney boss levels from the PlayStation/PS2 era... this week. Since my favourites change on a regular basis, I can't promise this list will stay the same, but I've provided good-ish reasons for my choices, from awesome gameplay to pure nostalgic reasons.

And remember, kids: Never smile at a crocodile; stab it in the neck.



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Thursday 2 March 2017

Disney’s Beauty and the Beast: "I am gay and I am insulted"


The latest news of Disney’s live action remake of Beauty and the Beast is that Gaston’s right hand man LeFou will represent Disney’s first explicitly gay character, who apparently bears a lustful attraction to the film’s antagonist. Some might see this as progress. I, however, do not. And here’s why.

To begin with, this reeks of tokenism. The most insulting thing about this is that it bears no meaning to the overall narrative. There’s no justifiable reason why LeFou should adopt the role of ‘the homosexual’ other than to depict him as ‘the homosexual’. In terms of the plot, we know he and Gaston aren’t going to get it on anyway (well, they might, but if they did, it would frankly be an insult to the original story). Assuming that LeFou’s infatuation will end in misery, this is merely another gay filmic portrayal with a tragic conclusion, which is not progressive.
Disney, 2017
Regardless of how LeFou’s story ends, what filmmakers and television writers don’t seem to quite understand is that merely transforming a previously straight or sexually ambiguous character into a gay character is actually more regressive than it is revolutionary, in exactly the same sense as whenever a character’s ethnicity is altered for the sake of encouraging ‘equal representation’ (I’m looking at you, Thunderbirds Are Go…).

In addition, something nobody seems to mention is the fact that, whenever a gay character is represented, they are almost always depicted in a romantic or sexual role, which is, again, insulting. Portraying gay people in subtle ways that merely acknowledge their sexuality as a minor detail is far more appealing and effective than flaunting our apparently uncontrollable lustful behaviour in roles such as this.

The problem with the media today is that there is too substantial a focus on equal representation and conforming to 21st Century PC policies and expectations, all at the expense of the conveyance of a good story. Now, obviously I can’t yet comment on this film’s narrative as I’ve not yet seen it, but already I am fuming at the headlines. This is not progression, people. This is an affront to minorities in general; tokenism at its worst. For those who don't already know, I am gay and I am insulted.

Beauty and the Beast is released in UK cinemas on the 17th March.